Acceptable parenting trends of yore: riding in cars without seat belts and car seats and with people who smoked with the windows up.
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My Screaming Baby Welcomes You Aboard Flight 464 to Hell
Yet there I was, returning to New York City with body odor ripening as my deodorant quickly vanished under the stress of what would be the flight from hell because I was flying with your baby.
Juggling Sick Children Breaks the Monotony of Parenting
Your soon-to-be sick children will bring home lots of paper from school … and germs. Both are nuisances, but the germs are more disruptive.
Dirty Things You May Have Said to Your Toddler
I present to you the funniest phrases I’ve said to my daughter that, when taken out of context, are dirty things to say in the bedroom.
My Son’s a Satanist, I’m Still Proud of Him
Am I surprised my son announced he is a Satanist after the behavior he exhibited as a youngster? At least he is showing conviction, right?
Daddy, I Want Makeup So I Can Look Pretty!
Who told my child that to look pretty she needed lipstick, blush and other types of makeup? Toddler Cosmopolitan, perhaps?