Christian Lemon

About Christian Lemon

Christian “Lemon Shark” Lemon, a former member of our Cincinnati Dads Group, is rumored to be left-handed and allergic to writing implements. The path he’s chosen has him being a father of 3.5, a house husband and kept man. He writes, but not enough to be followed on social media — probably because he’s too busy asking youths to get off his lawn.

Do At-Home Parents Get Less Love, Respect from Kids?

December 4, 2024 by Christian Lemon

While I often joke about the mom-centric attitude of my children, it’s definitely started to wear this stay-at-home dad down.

Hurricane Survival: A Harried Parent’s Perspective

October 21, 2024 by Christian Lemon

You don’t want to ever hear your sobbing child questioning your choices during an actual disaster like a hurricane.

When Meltdowns Happen, It’s OK to Let the Ship Sink

October 2, 2024 by Christian Lemon

No matter how hard you may try to keep everyone happy and prevent meltdowns, you’ll eventually fail. So … fail. It’ll be OK.

Massage Away Your Fear of Massages to Parent Better

July 10, 2024 by Christian Lemon

How can I create a happy home for my kids if I’m tense, grumpy and in pain from being tense and grumpy? Maybe a massage will be the rub.

Life Force, Willpower Drained? You Must Be a Parent

March 20, 2024 by Christian Lemon

Are your kids energy vampires? They may have a secret, cosmic superpower that allows them to drain parents of our life force.

Watch Family Memories Stay Strong through Timeless Keepsake

January 10, 2024 by Christian Lemon

A father and daughter share a lifelong bond through a watch he bought and another she gifted to him for Christmas.